Eat a book.
Be mean to a Quest editor.
Make art out of sticks and leaves.
Call yourself a sexy motherfucker in the mirror.
Summon a demon.
Shotgun a Yerba Mate.
Buy a bag of magical legumes.
Discover the true meaning of Justice (δικαιοσύνη) through a medium other than language.
Dig a hole.
Establish a secret society of philosophers that have no reason to be secret.
Count aw youw widdle fingie wingies and toesie woesies.
Get a degree in economics.
Bean someone with a bean.
Drink the rest of your water bottle, right now. You won’t.
Kiss a worm.
New vocab, new poem.
Go wash your hands, ya filthy animal.
Give your stressed out friend a back massage, but socially distantly with one of those grabber arm things.
Name three songs.