True to our name, please enjoy some quests to attempt this week…
Honk at a goose.
Give Pancho Savery a pinecone.
Chase your tail.
Drink a gallon of water in one sitting.
Gentrify Mars in like, fifty years.
Play hopscotch without chalk.
Find out how much three different people really value symmetry.
Write a poem using only the vocabulary in this list.
Learn a word of Bahasa Indonesia.
Don’t give up.
Derive the formula for the optimal hug.
Pretend you’re straight for a few minutes.
Start a mutual-aid community of farmers that relies on gifting, bartering, and witchcraft, and maybe invite me please?
Be kind to a bug.
Watch any Nicholas Cage movie.
Eat a Nature Valley Oats ‘n Honey granola bar.
Draw beautiful genitals.
Compliment three people who really deserve it.
Run away and live your truest bigfoot lifestyle.