The Signs as Spicy Placements



Libra (9/23 – 10/22)

The Dusk of the Age of Aquarius.

Scorpio (10/23 – 11/21)

Cancer of the Venus. :/

Sagittarius (11/22 – 12/21)

Triple Capricorn. God help those who love you, dude.

Capricorn (12/22 – 1/19)

Aquarius sun/Scorpio everything else. As the Irwins would say—Crikey, mate.

Aquarius (1/20 – 2/18)

What, this isn’t bad enough for you? Giving that a Mike’s Hard Lemonade, friend.

Pisces (2/19 – 3/20)

Leo/Virgo cusp. No attention to detail, just attention.

Aries (3/21 – 4/19)

Bad Moon/Rising, all cardinal. Oof.

Taurus (4/20 (blaze it) – 5/20)

Neptune in the House of the Rising Sun.

Gemini (5/21 – 6/20)

A Pisces man. Condolences, bro.

Cancer (6/21 – 7/22)

Gemini. Just Gemini. Is this yikes bait?

Leo (7/23 – 8/22)

Air sun/fire moon combo. Spontaneous combustion in a chart, bud.

Virgo (8/23 – 9/22)

Even split air/water signs, all mutable.

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