Libra (9/23 – 10/22)
The Dusk of the Age of Aquarius.
Scorpio (10/23 – 11/21)
Cancer of the Venus. :/
Sagittarius (11/22 – 12/21)
Triple Capricorn. God help those who love you, dude.
Capricorn (12/22 – 1/19)
Aquarius sun/Scorpio everything else. As the Irwins would say—Crikey, mate.
Aquarius (1/20 – 2/18)
What, this isn’t bad enough for you? Giving that a Mike’s Hard Lemonade, friend.
Pisces (2/19 – 3/20)
Leo/Virgo cusp. No attention to detail, just attention.
Aries (3/21 – 4/19)
Bad Moon/Rising, all cardinal. Oof.
Taurus (4/20 (blaze it) – 5/20)
Neptune in the House of the Rising Sun.
Gemini (5/21 – 6/20)
A Pisces man. Condolences, bro.
Cancer (6/21 – 7/22)
Gemini. Just Gemini. Is this yikes bait?
Leo (7/23 – 8/22)
Air sun/fire moon combo. Spontaneous combustion in a chart, bud.
Virgo (8/23 – 9/22)
Even split air/water signs, all mutable.
