Capricorn
Calculating your way out of the corn maze with René Descartes
Aquarius
“Deconstructing Campfire Stories” midday lecture by Jacques Derrida
Pisces
Go see the Clinton Street Cabaret’s performance of Rocky Horror Picture Show with Judith Butler
Aries
“In the process of picking your Halloween costume, see to it that you do not become the costume!” — Friedrich Nietzsche
Taurus
Trick or treating with Socrates
Gemini
“Boo! Binaries are Bad” midnight lecture by Michel Foucault
Cancer
Nightmare on Sigmund Freud St. Movie Marathon
Leo
Haunted houses with Immanuel Kant
Virgo
Politics and pumpkin carving with Hannah Arendt
Libra
Apple picking with your friend Aristotle
Scorpio
“Pumpkin spice lattes for sale at market price!” — Adam Smith
Sagittarius
Karl Marx’s collective of red fall leaves
